[Today, the feed is showing an awfully distressed Teddie. Of course, anyone would be distressed to find themselves in a completely alien place again. Except... that's not why he's so distraught.

Rather, the Teddie on screen is a bit...scaly. He's been transformed into a Zora (though his voice and penchant for the dramatic will make his identity ( Read more... )

I've come to a terrible realization, fellow residents of Demeleier!

I dunno who half of you are!

So, I've got a few questions. A quick survey, if you will!

[Teddie clears his throat.]

Ahem.

Who are you? Where are you from? What do you like to eat? What's your blood type?!

And most importantly...do you like bears?

[When the audio feed turns on, it's nearly silent, save for soft breathing and the ambient sounds of the outdoors. But finally, just when the silence seems to be stretching on too long, someone speaks, sounding rather dejected.]...I've been looking really hard for a way out of here, but... I can't find one. It feels like I've sniffed under every ( Read more... )